kitchen humor

the kitchen is a vulgar place. countless thats what she saids, penis, gay and racist jokes have been told. numerous dubious encounters half drunken in bars and bathrooms recounted.cursing that would make sailors blush. and thats the coping mechanism. you find some sort of morbid humor, black, dark, or puns… and you deal with a walk in 20 top, or a banquet on top of a full dining room. you laugh to keep from crying. the humor that follows is bad, but in a good way. in my new place of employment, me and my higher ups are the most ridiculous type of corny. so sugoi kitchen humor follows.

who is that?

vanilla ice?

vanilla ice cream!

who is that on the ice machine?

who else ice cube!

and you know we brought ice t along!

pS i encourage you to google these people if you are unfamiliar with their works, wonderful people, really!

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